UKTerrorist

UKT's Who's Who

Posted by Myers at 13:35 28/5/2005.

Some things really are too great to be ignored. Long-time UKT "commenters" DoZ and Valar have put their cold, cunning and calculating minds together to slice through the oversized egos of UKT's most prominent (or annoying) characters. The column, as could be expected from these two, is very satirical and features some 90+ insights on us all. Have a selection:

DK - Our own Neanderthal throwback! Tarzanlike complex (we've seen the pictures of him in tigerskin speedos), belligerent and singlehandedly made UKT 30% of what it is!

Harriman- Current occupation, pro-gamer and kiddy fiddler. Known for perhaps the single most astounding hairdo ever to grace the world of gaming, often referred to as a life of its own. Bears an uncanny resemblence to JD from Scrubs and we love him as much we love JD. Jailtime: Soon. Duration: Life sentence

Kritikal - Shunned the high profile life of a body double for a certain famous female singer to concentrate on the important things in life. Is now believed to be in possession of more hair styling products than any other straight man (hah) in existence, but wait... my story gets better. He went out once. Level: 60. DPS: 1.2. HP: 104. KritikaL was hit with left hook from Toko for 250 damage.

Realfire - UK's leading tactician, awper, clan leader and faceparty profile.

They clearly put a lot of effort into it, so give them the hits they want.