SK.swe Offer CS Lessons

Posted by Dev at 02:01 6/11/2003.

Although not an original idea, SK.swe have decided to start offering Counter-Strike lessons to the mass public. That's right, for a starting price of €20 for 30 minutes you can have any one of the SK.swe Counter-Strike squad to fine tune any area of your Counter-Strike you desire. Some of the areas covered include: aim training, map knowledge, boost tricks and positioning tricks. Each player has 'specialities' and is available from 8am - 3pm & 10pm - 2am Monday to Sunday. So if its "clicking-death" burst method training from ahl you require or glock handling from Potti be sure to check out this page for more information.

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Centrox
02:03 6/11/2003
atleast better players than ESEA :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ManicTwiig
Team56
02:06 6/11/2003
Geeks [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
-Naz-
fightclubclan
02:12 6/11/2003
wot a waste of money... reminds me of my Warhammer 40K figures which i must have spent £500 on, i wish i could have that money now. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
b0sH
twisted Reality
02:46 6/11/2003
errrr billy f***in bothered! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MaCcA^
03:04 6/11/2003
zZzZzZz [ Score: 0, pointless | Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
umm
03:38 6/11/2003
yay.. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
umm
03:40 6/11/2003
oh and send me a fiver and I can teach you all the 'pro' ways to idle on irc [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Gristy
07:22 6/11/2003
hope the sweedish geeks dont pay that much for it [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
N3M-
endeffect
07:38 6/11/2003
had w**k are sk getting their totally turning fun into business... :/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MaCcA^
08:05 6/11/2003
or perhaps just earning money doing something fun? lol theres always gonna be people who will pay. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
r0xx
08:29 6/11/2003
like me [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
wilks
renegades
08:46 6/11/2003
just watch their free demos if u want to learn their tricks and techniques...wtf is the point in paying, oh yeah... the pleasure of their company, o0o0o im a heaton fanboy lets pay 30 euro to talk to him!! ;/

Pointless...

oh yeah and warhammer .. lol.. weres my money gones as well :'( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
r0xx
08:50 6/11/2003
alot of people i know steal them because they're expensive.. shame. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Samje
08:59 6/11/2003
lol.

Doesnt seem that bad really, afterall CS is free. Console games cost £30 - £40 and last a few weeks. Experience is all good. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
vac
09:01 6/11/2003
Heard GaZ-, was the first to sign up.. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Valar
09:27 6/11/2003
hint for 4k:

before next tournament you play SK in, book loadsa lessons with all of em. take the last slot of the day upto 2am and then the first slot next day at 8 am. see how good the b******s are on 5 hours kip a night for a few weeks. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
St00piD
Intrigue
09:28 6/11/2003
vac:

bind "y" Nothing [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
David Smith
Infinity-eSports
09:46 6/11/2003
Good luck to them. I wouldn't pay for lessons but I am sure many of you here could do with doing so ;) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Del`
Sniper's Alley
09:54 6/11/2003
lol pld Valar [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
OverlordRob
Asylum.uk
10:18 6/11/2003
i think its another step towards gaming becoming more like a sport. You get football training days with top footballers for some people...this is a good idea and will reel in money for sk [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Krispy
10:21 6/11/2003
good idea really, takes cs to the next step really, even tho esea or woteva did it first, SK will probably get more business. people will just pay so they can say they have played with SK

still as gay as f*** tho [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
TeppuM
Online Multiplayer Gaming
10:26 6/11/2003
am i at my threshold now ? [ Score: 0, offtopic | Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
r0xx
10:31 6/11/2003
teppum teach me ! =] [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
lukuS
10:56 6/11/2003
lol 8 hours a day with 4k would do anyone in, let alone people who don't speak english as their native language ^_^ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
BelleH
Rush!
11:03 6/11/2003
how did a computer game get 2 this stage [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
patriK
11:04 6/11/2003
its only 650 quit for 8 hours, quite cheap...................... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Weebull
11:04 6/11/2003
20 euros? for half an hour? pffffffft [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
patriK
11:05 6/11/2003
260 ^ rofl [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Weebull
11:05 6/11/2003
Oh, and that would bore the hell out of me if I was in SK. Why can't they just get a flippin proper job. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Valar
11:17 6/11/2003
Why can't they just get a flippin proper job?

Cos they bummed away their school years playin a computer game? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Fox
ClanNEW
11:19 6/11/2003
good luck to them [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
N3M-
endeffect
11:20 6/11/2003
6-7 ppl on the wage list... 40 quid an hour each... u do the math :/

wot happened to havin a laugh and enjoying watching EC :/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
fez
11:21 6/11/2003
lol bet all the noobs just want to get trained by heaton [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
malds
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
11:31 6/11/2003
its the little kiddies i sorry for who will ask santa for cs lessons ;/

DK already sent his LONG list! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ripper
Rush!
11:42 6/11/2003
I Am HeatoN [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Otis
Rush!
11:48 6/11/2003
lol this is the most ridiculous thing ever. You can't teach someone how to play cs, its completely instinctive.

At £12 for half an hour though some dick with too much money is gonna watch to have a couple of hours of cyber with a pro gaymer!

gl to SK! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Undone^
ForsakeN
11:51 6/11/2003
such a scam, ^ agree with otis. If there are enough loaded kids they'll make loads. All depends on how they advertise it. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
vac
11:58 6/11/2003
AnNuM should sign up, maybe they can teach him how to read a train time table, or to use the lock on his front door. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
beLL
12:02 6/11/2003
good idea, gl to them. step in the right direction for gaming. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ssj
12:08 6/11/2003
fiskers new hair style sucks [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Sy
2seXeh 2perfoRm
12:08 6/11/2003
ahl :Para techniques

memememe :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Slider`
eSports.Edge
12:16 6/11/2003
Hmm, nice idea and sk will rake it in. Ok, so you can show people boost tricks and map positioning, but my free advice to newbies about aim is to half your sensitivity...there, ive tought them more than heaton ever could [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ssj
12:18 6/11/2003
oh, by the way, im offering lessons - £5 for half hour £15 for 2 hours, anything you want to know! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Valar
12:21 6/11/2003
k, whats the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? african or european, im not fussy. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Sy
2seXeh 2perfoRm
12:37 6/11/2003
that was a boring part of the film, its even more boring from u :x [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
JiMs
12:38 6/11/2003
And how to not take a s*** half way threw a game vac

f*** me sign up annum now! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Flavas
Game Dimension Online
12:39 6/11/2003
you all flame annum for not attending lans, but it isnt your clan he let down was it? why cant you just leave it.. its kinda boring now.

gl sk [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
[i:Venom]
BLACKLiGHT
12:44 6/11/2003
sounds like the perfect job, teaching people to play a game your the best in the world at, easy money ;) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Valar
12:45 6/11/2003
sy :'( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Weebull
12:45 6/11/2003
The thing is, any good positions/boost tricks/map tactics can be learnt for free by watching CPL/WCG matches. It's hardly rocket science. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
JediBitch
fightclubclan
12:46 6/11/2003
chumps [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Otis
Rush!
12:49 6/11/2003
but my free advice to newbies about aim is to half your sensitivity...


that's actaully very true. I was on some random s*** server and everyone was crying cheat, so i just asked em what sensitivities they were all using. The majority were all over 4 most about 6 or 7! I mean wtf! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Hamster
r4ngers
13:26 6/11/2003
if sk turned round to u and said i would give u £10 a hour to teach some muppets how to play cs. What would u say.. ?

i dont think the sad fact is that SK are doing this, its the fact that alot of people will sign up to it, and give each member prob about 60 or something a day, not bad for 3hrs work really... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ObZ^
13:38 6/11/2003
another source of income for sk :)

im sure a few nuts will do it [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
GaZ-
13:42 6/11/2003
mmmmm £50 for a half hour with a geek to learn how to play cs

or £50 for a half hour with a classy hooker such a hard choice

and btw why would i need cs lessons vac??? i was a f***in cs legend when i used to play

i would own u now and i dont even play and im s*** [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Krispy
14:03 6/11/2003
or £50 for a half hour with a classy hooker such a hard choice

GaZ ure such a studly man, im sure girls throw themselves at u, u wouldnt need to pay![/sarcasm] [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Sy
2seXeh 2perfoRm
14:26 6/11/2003
/me fluffles valar [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Jimmeh
14:31 6/11/2003
funniest article i have ever read, its like those phone numbers you can ring and pay £1.50 a minute to be given a list of cheats, or to be told how to get through the locked door on tomb raider.

I wonder if the SK players will talk really slow and not give you and coaching until about 20 minutes of the way into the lesson so that you don't get any kinda moneys worth.

GaZ, you really are a w**ker. Even if you are tempted by the thought of having prostitutes, its the kind of thing most people would keep to themselves. Unless of course your an insecure little boy trying to act the hard man? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Macca
14:32 6/11/2003
please lol [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Montaver
theb0g
14:44 6/11/2003
If KritikaL was an instructor i'd pay. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ZaG
Online Multiplayer Gaming
15:24 6/11/2003
-15:10:07- (GaZ-`) pcw now 1.6 need server 5vs5 /msg me

and heres me thinking u dont play! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Negotiator
Clan ONE
15:39 6/11/2003
good idea imo, like malds said, kids and noobs r gonna book lessons. easy money [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
orsm
15:46 6/11/2003
If they've got any sense, they'll advertise it as lessons with.. HeatoN, Potti etc which will bring in the customers. Then just get any old person to join the server and 'teach' [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ZaG
Online Multiplayer Gaming
15:51 6/11/2003
no1s stopping ya mark! :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Hollywood
16:29 6/11/2003
yeh thats a good point, how are people actually gonna know its heaton or potti teaching them. for all they know its some random wc3 player for sk telling em how to aim and s*** [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Samje
17:28 6/11/2003
Im sure SK's sponsors would love that... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Duuuncan
17:48 6/11/2003
It's interesting to see some of you insulting SK for doing this when arguably the most popular player in the UK, Mangiacapra, teaches lessons just like these through ESEA. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Messiah
Game2XS.Monkey Magic
18:55 6/11/2003
mmmmm £50 for a half hour with a geek to learn how to play cs
or £50 for a half hour with a classy hooker such a hard choice

and btw why would i need cs lessons vac??? i was a f***in cs legend when i used to play

i would own u now and i dont even play and im s***

think your mixing up classy with dirty infected b***h

and u were rubbish at cs?!?! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Mcb^in
20:57 6/11/2003
lol [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Noah-
r4ngers
22:04 6/11/2003
LOL NAZ
thats exactly how i feel, what a waste of money! :S [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
w1cked
Croydon
00:40 7/11/2003
LOL nerds buying warhammer [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
NukleuZ
Black Death Warriors
12:19 7/11/2003
what w**ker would pay for cs lessons.. watch demos?

SK are only contributing to the idea of paying to play cs - its a f***ing game not a way to earn money [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
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