Forsaken In Controversy

Posted by Myers at 02:55 30/12/2004.

If like me you suffer some bouts of insommnia, and have just finished on a Jolt 24/7 Dust-only server, and find yourself trawling the web looking for something vaguely interesting, then this will probably amuse you as much as anything.

It is a first person account into the death of well-known US side, Forsaken. Indulge in a snippet:

Now, it’s Wednesday, CPL registration day. We all checked into the hotel (aZn’s suitcase exploded when he took it out of the truck, it was real funny) and got our CPL badges and proceeded to the BYOC. Forsaken did not play many practices due to the fact Funk was too busy doing "things" with other teams, and Braly was too busy in bed with Laura. At one point, it was Funk, Braly, and Laura in a bed where Laura was cuddling with Braly, not her boyfriend Funk.

So it was apparent that Laura wanted Braly to play due to the fact she liked him, god knows what happened when we weren’t there with the two. So, Forsaken went on to beat x6, lose to rival whom they beat at LG, win to epolice as a bye, and then lose to 64. That night, Forsaken was ended.

Whilst it is unlikely to be reflective of the US clan scene in general, and most certainly not newsworthy, it puts the instability of UK teams in a somewhat better perspective. Read the full article. Credit to Monkh for spotting this.

Comments

Psy^
xtreme9.uk
03:19 30/12/2004
i dont get it, braly was shaggin funks bird? is that it? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Fox
ClanNEW
03:28 30/12/2004
funks such a loser he let his girlfriend rule him and she ended up pickin the team for him [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Undone^
ForsakeN
04:14 30/12/2004
better than nothing :o [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
xeneX^
Rage
05:29 30/12/2004
Oh my dear lord Jesus help us all.

Laura = b***h, Funk should hop aboard my train I'd show him a REAL ride.

Ooooof. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
rBear
05:58 30/12/2004
oisky poisky. what a shame [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
07:02 30/12/2004
f***ING GIRL GAMERS [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
07:15 30/12/2004
In all fairness you should find a pic of her for us Myers [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
SCEE|Sarge
09:49 30/12/2004
OMG ROFL!!!!!


....

god you can tell its been christmas when f***ing s***e like that makes a new post!

should just close down UKT for christmas myers, think of it as a festive holiday or something ;) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
10:06 30/12/2004
Bollocks to that Clint. This is the single best newspost that has ever graced the website! Give it 2 months and there'll be an Agony Myers section giving dating tips to the 14 year olds.

"dear myers,

ders dis girl (prolly lol!) in aclan dat we pld in ed rite. n i wonna ask her out but she mighte say know. wut do i do?!" [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Danneth
10:30 30/12/2004
anyone got lauras msn? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
SCEE|Sarge
10:58 30/12/2004
Dear troubled 14 year old :

Follow your heart and dreams!

Much love,
Auntie Myers [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Myers
Saviour of UKT
UKTerrorist
11:06 30/12/2004
In the words of undone.

better than nothing :o
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Hayes-
11:11 30/12/2004
Proof that sometimes no news is good news ;-) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
11:12 30/12/2004
You're all talking crap, this is an insight into the workings of pro-gaming.

Play 'hard', go pro, f*** the cl's gf. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MonkH
11:18 30/12/2004
woo ty myers :>

rofl doz

[Edited by MonkH at 11:21 30/12/2004] [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
dL
Atari.Crew
11:21 30/12/2004
"Thats a shame, they werent such a bad team.They're kinda like TAU, they don't win much, but they've been to quite a few tourneys"

lol thats a good one [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
skyroux
11:47 30/12/2004
Remember that whole bunny thing awhile back orchestrated by poog , greatest cs related ruse ever. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Par
suiGeneris
12:16 30/12/2004
LoL Sarge and DoZ :))) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
12:22 30/12/2004
I don't skyroux, pls fill me in! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
seik
13:35 30/12/2004
no offense to girl gamers, but i'd hate to have a gf that was in the scene anyway - who i am online sometimes is not who i really am irl, i like it that way [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Coopsy
Landed
14:40 30/12/2004
If its the chick I saw with Forsaken then she was a hottie... but then... anyones a hottie in a room full of fat americans. Yes, even you kirdi. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
14:55 30/12/2004
Pics Coops! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Coopsy
Landed
15:14 30/12/2004
forgot to take any of her. :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
15:17 30/12/2004
I am going to hunt you down and find you, and when I find you I am going to emasculate you with fizzy cola bottles... THE SOUR ONES. Then I am going to batter and deep fat fry what has been removed, garnish it with toenail clippings and marmite, and force you to eat it! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Valar`
The Anti-DoZ
17:28 30/12/2004
you're a disgrace to men everywhere coops :| [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
bl1nded
23:04 30/12/2004
lol at funk, maybe its the cs gods getting back at him for all the teams he's killed [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
TaMiLTiGeR
16:03 31/12/2004
lol talk about being whipped. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
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