Lan People

Posted by Myers at 12:10 4/3/2003.

Something that was recently pointed out to me by [4K^Migotti] was a rather amusing article about LAN stereotypes. Below are a few examples.

The Invisible Man: This guy can’t see anyone on the network. Maybe someone else can find him, maybe not. Sometimes he is the victim of faulty hardware, but more often he is a victim of his own stubborn nature, refusing to configure all the settings he was told to change. More often than not, he hasn’t even plugged himself into the hub yet. Characteristics: Asks everyone in the room to see if they can find his computer on the network. Will consult registry settings, star charts, and tealeaves, and everyone else’s configuration prior to checking to see if all the cables are plugged in.
Mr. Gay: Everything, literally EVERYTHING is "gay" to him. Someone shoots him: "That's so gay." He dies: "GAY!!!" Someone grabs the flag before he does: "OMG YOU FAG!!!" The worst is when something actually particularly lame happens to him, like he has the flag and is just about to return it, but gets lag a split second before and then gets sniped during that time, so the win doesn't register: "OH MY GOD... THAT WAS SO...F***ING...GAY!!!!!!!!!" Then will rant incessantly on how incredible gay what just happened was. Characteristics: Everything is gay to him. You're gay, your computer is gay, the network is gay, the game is gay, and everything that happens in the game is utterly, horribly gay.
The Dream Crusher: She enjoys Counter-Strike, Q3A, C&C:RA, Starcraft, Diablo, AOE II, UT, Anime, Action Movies, Star Trek, Star Wars. Is a math major, has a kickass computer, has no boyfriend and is really smart, funny and cute. Characteristics: Is a Lesbian. Fly away, nerd.
The Clan: The clan usually consists of 3 or more hardcore clan players who exist for the sole purpose of playing their game of choice, usually CS. They have roger wilco running at all times, and have secret codes in place for all their schemes. They will probably not talk to you, as you might try to steal their tactics.

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	hihi zebras 12:17 4/3/2003	:D [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Myers Saviour of UKT UKTerrorist 12:19 4/3/2003	sup dan? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Geordie Last Chance 12:29 4/3/2003	The Re-Installer: For whatever reason, this guy needs to re-install Windows. Perhaps he was a victim of a Serially Transferable Disease from a bad porn viewer from the pirates. Maybe he was trying out a beta of XP, or even had Real Player installed. No one can ever predict these things, they just happen. Characteristics: Spends most of the night watching progress meters and installing everything else on top. Under no circumstances will he possess a valid product key for his particular version of Windows. ROFL theres some proper bo ones ;) [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Nomak 12:31 4/3/2003	The Little s* aka Lee/razz0r Mr. Stinky (a.k.a The Blob): aka Geordie AWPenis licker aka Dengor Sir Smoke A Lot aka Dark Geo is my b*h [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Geordie Last Chance 12:33 4/3/2003	jim from XP is Mister Angry i remember when he launched his headphones when i deagled his face ;) [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Geordie Last Chance 12:34 4/3/2003	id say i was more Sailor with Tourettes ;) [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Geordie Last Chance 12:35 4/3/2003	L33ty McLeet: Will come to party with his full tower and noisy water-cooling system. Spends most of their time browsing HardOCP and SharkyExtreme. Has the latest and greatest hardware, brags about their frame rate, yet is surprisingly bad at every game. May come to LAN party with only Linux installed. ROFL [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Black3y 12:43 4/3/2003	lol wp ! very funny article..... is it possible for me to included in all the catagories ??? :[ [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Ripper Rush! 12:45 4/3/2003	yep [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Samje 12:45 4/3/2003	haha. i think im Mr n00b! :( bluegh. and theres deffinatly a few herds of Little s***s down at my local LAN. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Ripper Rush! 12:46 4/3/2003	Samje: http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/you-are-a-ck/ck.jpg [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Black3y 12:47 4/3/2003	ripper, which one are u !?!? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Ripper Rush! 12:50 4/3/2003	the little s*** i think [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Black3y 12:52 4/3/2003	awww cute !!!! [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Geordie Last Chance 12:54 4/3/2003	ive seen a few The Finally Got A Girlfriend, gotta feel sorry for them :P ripper prolly falls under Mysterious buddies with the other guys that turn up for lc :P [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Smittins 13:14 4/3/2003	Little s*** = jimb0b and tL\|Saber =] [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	callous Specster 13:42 4/3/2003	Mr. N00b!: Shows up at the LAN party with his computer and then has no clue what to do. "How do I plug in my keyboard?" "How do I connect to the LAN?" etc. Mr. N00b is your classic computer illiterate and many of the other lurkers must spend half the night setting him up. head shot man [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Grom^ 13:48 4/3/2003	shameless somethingawful theft :) [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Headshot^Man` Disturbed 13:49 4/3/2003	rofl, how you know that callous [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Headshot^Man` Disturbed 13:49 4/3/2003	i always gota get someone to plug in all the wires, or im lost :[ [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	callous Specster 14:00 4/3/2003	heheh sat in front of ya at i14 [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Headshot^Man` Disturbed 14:04 4/3/2003	rofl.. woo dear ;]]] [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Smittins 14:15 4/3/2003	lol rich thats so true [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Smittins 14:16 4/3/2003	im a mr angry and mr.gay hybrid [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	m!lky fluid element 14:22 4/3/2003	The worst is when something actually particularly lame happens to him, like he has the flag and is just about to return it, but gets lag a split second before and then gets sniped during that time, so the win doesn't register: "OH MY GOD... THAT WAS SO...f*ING...GAY!!!!!!!!!" Now, no doubt that "SO...f*ING...GAY!!!!!!!!!" << ^^ is muted in this post. But yet you (myers) get 2 post an artical, yeah it maybe a paste, but to some of us that offends me, to read such disgusting and least to say FOUL language, I myself found this very shocking of some one with such a "high" status to even dream of posting such trash. I come to this website to read info on the uk cs scene, I frankly think you are abusing your rights. I now have to deal with my emotions/anger from this post by attending my innerspirit class on a friday afternoon. I don't expect to see this unorthadox style of posting again. yours faithfully m!lky [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	callous Specster 14:23 4/3/2003	what a woman [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Myerth 14:30 4/3/2003	Mr N00B! = lil [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	zeNi formidable 14:31 4/3/2003	Little s*** = jimb0b and tL\|Saber Arg so true :/ had to play with jimb0b at Landed II arg lets just say he fits the description to the letter [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Myers Saviour of UKT UKTerrorist 14:32 4/3/2003	lol stfu :) [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	hihi zebras 14:48 4/3/2003	/me throws a stick at myers i found me Mr.n00b "how do i connect to the net work ffs!!" thats me :P [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	DoZ Anti-saviour of UKT 14:51 4/3/2003	L33ty McLeet: Will come to party with his full tower and noisy water-cooling system. Spends most of their time browsing HardOCP and SharkyExtreme. Has the latest and greatest hardware, brags about their frame rate, yet is surprisingly bad at every game. May come to LAN party with only Linux installed. Blatantly Geo at i14. His computer was taller than half of our clan and all of China. It didn't even drop to 99.9 fps in cs ;-) [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	DooMeh Lite 15:09 4/3/2003	The requested document, http://lotl.cc/humor/lanpeople.php, will not be shown. Reason: DDR score = 113. This page will not be displayed because it contains prohibited words or it has exceeded its tolerance of questionable words. bloody college pcs :/ [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Kwak 15:28 4/3/2003	lol actually its from ig3l\|elaj he gave it to me and then harv got it, etc. So credit to elaj q:D [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	reddy gameSlave 15:53 4/3/2003	Mr professional chief smoke alot :) I only play cs, i get smoked at lans, and yes, i bring a box of sugar puffs, milk, bowl and spoon. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Loxam Lite 16:16 4/3/2003	I am Mr.Gay :( Someone save me from saying that word! [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Grom^ 16:25 4/3/2003	everyone loves jimb0b www.paulcfitchford.nildram.co.uk/CS/log of jimb0b.txt www.byabuse.co.uk/byabuse.php?id=14457 [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	dark 16:27 4/3/2003	i think im mr.gay too :( [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Otis Rush! 16:46 4/3/2003	I'm Mr.n00b ;( emfive mocked me for not being able to use hltv [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	tang0^ 16:59 4/3/2003	m!lky = pleb [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	fez 17:20 4/3/2003	lol that was funny :D [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	nemo 17:23 4/3/2003	lol, i miss lans. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	-m0o.Rob- 17:25 4/3/2003	ROFL MILKY pld [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	outy 17:37 4/3/2003	lol @ jimb0b :/ [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	t0m 18:05 4/3/2003	for those of us who r retarded milky was joking :) [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	m!lky fluid element 18:14 4/3/2003	as if I WAS t0m U f*IN GAY fIN OMG GAAAAY HOW f**IN GAY ARE U!!!! btw myers, I let u lol, but yer gettin 2 fruity with stfu, dont push yer luck. :D [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	emfive 18:33 4/3/2003	Otis :D [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Otis Rush! 18:52 4/3/2003	;[ [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	fez 19:39 4/3/2003	poor otis /me huggles otis [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	shads theb0g 19:43 4/3/2003	classic [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Fox ClanNEW 22:51 4/3/2003	good find from xenon the invincible [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Myerth 09:11 5/3/2003	"Blatantly Geo at i14. His computer was taller than half of our clan and all of China" your clan are taller than all of china? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Myerth 09:14 5/3/2003	sir neemzzzzzz!!!!! hes back hows the astra man :) <Rhyzz is noone guessed, this is my college account :(( [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	d0ly` 10:56 5/3/2003	that things heavy. im like half of everything there. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Myers Saviour of UKT UKTerrorist 17:50 5/3/2003	good name [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	w1cked^ Kirby-eSports 08:15 6/3/2003	[ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Myers Saviour of UKT UKTerrorist 13:43 7/3/2003	heh. doly [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]

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