KhAoS - The Knife Stalker

Posted by Ripper at 17:42 17/1/2003.

While the quality of this AVI is about as good as MadSpunK can manage, the actual action is quite astonishing. KhAoS hits the mean streets of UK2 and shows us all just how bad they actually are. In some instances it takes at least 20 seconds for players to realise KhAoS is perched on top of their skulls. It's a funny AVI, not meant to be taken seriously, check it out here.

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[ONE]-BL
17:44 17/1/2003
fearje :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Antmoo
17:44 17/1/2003
gah, damn 56k, really wanted to see what as well [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
17:47 17/1/2003
the first time i spoke to SiN was knifing in the UK2 Pistols only server ... only we didn't make it into an avi [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Messiah
Game2XS.Monkey Magic
17:49 17/1/2003
khaos 4 life [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
arma
17:58 17/1/2003
need a decent host :[ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Nick^
17:59 17/1/2003
Any chance of another mirror or six? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Sy
2seXeh 2perfoRm
18:01 17/1/2003
bah gonna take bout 4 hours to download :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Psy^
xtreme9.uk
18:08 17/1/2003
I downloaded at 70kb/s. :

How the hell can players be that bad!? They're worse than me fs. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
[slick]
18:09 17/1/2003
why isnt it zipped :*( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Psy^
xtreme9.uk
18:09 17/1/2003
Cos it won't be any smaller... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
well
18:17 17/1/2003
blueyonder isnt much better than uk2 these days [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
[slick]
18:18 17/1/2003
fairy muff :/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Demo`
18:19 17/1/2003
Cant download :( and wtf cant i log into my account :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
w1cked^
Kirby-eSports
18:20 17/1/2003
You've been banned for racism. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ZaG
Online Multiplayer Gaming
18:20 17/1/2003
Haha, nice [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
NoToRiOuS
2 COOL 4 SKOOL
UKTerrorist
18:23 17/1/2003
wtf is with all the health hax khaos?

ur like on 10 health then u gets hit then ur up to 73 ;)

some weird demo thing im assuming ... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Sy`
18:24 17/1/2003
im on 11%!! :D:DD::DD::D:D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
18:25 17/1/2003
Lets all post our download speeds along with the percentages ! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ZaG
Online Multiplayer Gaming
18:28 17/1/2003
"UK2 gives you extra cash and multi weapons"

LOL :/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Psy^
xtreme9.uk
18:29 17/1/2003
70kb/s 100% [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Sy`
18:34 17/1/2003
3.6 ps 15 % NOW !!
ur turn kron [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
brutal
The Next Generation
18:34 17/1/2003
ROFL hahahahahahahahahahaha :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Bond0r
The Next Generation
18:42 17/1/2003
rofl, that is quality :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Hairy
Rush!
18:42 17/1/2003
nice. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
LordOfBlood
18:43 17/1/2003
keeps timing out :|

LoB [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smittins
18:49 17/1/2003
lol quality [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Dev
theb0g
19:02 17/1/2003
nice avi! hehe, best kill has to be the assualt one where he sits on his head, the guy turns around and pulls gren out then looks up at khaos as if to say 'oh s***' ... slash slash!

hehe. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
N38
19:13 17/1/2003
Ever heard of winzip/rar ? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Grunt
19:17 17/1/2003
winzip or winrar wouldn't help it [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
brutal
The Next Generation
19:17 17/1/2003
LOL duuuh!!

What do you think DivX does?

*sigh [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
N38
19:20 17/1/2003
Just rar it and update news when u have, then ill downloaded it [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Del`
Sniper's Alley
19:28 17/1/2003
Erm, you appear to be mentally damaged.

It is a compressed video - if it was zipped/rar'd the file would still be the same size. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
cheese
20:00 17/1/2003
how was the last guy on 0hp, and how could you see their hp (even tho it's wrong) This another noobje UK2 thing? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Dr_Evil``
20:00 17/1/2003
/me gets cheap hits for our 'website'

www.xlnc.tk few funny knife kill pics on there :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
shads`
20:18 17/1/2003
ROFL tom that actually had me lol'ing at times and the pink panther music goes so well :x

class avi [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
OLv
20:43 17/1/2003
HAHAHAHAHAHA that it sooo funny. Dont you just love UK2 :D rofl [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DeAdBeAt
20:45 17/1/2003
nice avi buddy [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Wolfie
WanadooWolfie
20:52 17/1/2003
soz about the crappy hosting, khaos just asked if i had some, and i did. i bought it ages ago and i cant remember what BW it has:S probably more than steam though ;)
im just waiting for the letter "you havent used your account for 6 months, then 300MB downloaded in one day.... WTF?!"
humpf @ hosting crappo:P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
polaris
church
20:58 17/1/2003
any other urls to dl from? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Liqqy
20:58 17/1/2003
s*** d/l ONLY at 160 kb/sec

/me laffs at poor english guys [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
polaris
church
21:01 17/1/2003
won't even start. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Stannly
21:07 17/1/2003
lol... iam downloading at 12k on 56k

<s>h4x</s> [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Liqqy
21:08 17/1/2003
k
that was funny... giggled on some parts [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
NoToRiOuS
2 COOL 4 SKOOL
UKTerrorist
21:23 17/1/2003
u guys r weird i got 60 k/sec flat all the way [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Grunt
21:43 17/1/2003
me 2 - on a f***ed 600k connection [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Thorin
21:55 17/1/2003
Notorious: he probably used viewdemo to find the good parts and then rewound and output it for the movie, hence the health was wrong. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
KhAoS`
22:20 17/1/2003
yea health and skin are f***ed up at time, that's just a bug with viewdemo :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
N38
22:37 17/1/2003
Del` are u utter dumb. I don't want to download using god damn media player, it doesnt show u progress and it hangs and never finishes, its a pile of s***

Someone post a rarred/zipped copy please. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
the irony is
22:48 17/1/2003
that if you were so superior youd have just right clicked on the link and saved. Ahh well. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Dangki
22:51 17/1/2003
N38 "save target as.." instead of just clicking it you tit. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Weebull
23:17 17/1/2003
rofl right-click [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
zIOn
23:55 17/1/2003
omg health h4x!!! khaos blows his own cover omg :D
btw khaos in that last sequence it was me, i knew you were on my head but i wasnt gonna move cause then you would know that i knew! instead i waited till you werent paying attention, and then owned you with my l33t mp5 omgomgomg you got so owned
lolololololol

:D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Del`
Sniper's Alley
01:49 18/1/2003
Rofl N38 obviously only recently discovered t'internet [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Myers
Saviour of UKT
UKTerrorist
02:11 18/1/2003
liolol [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
poog
Disturbed
03:41 18/1/2003
i made a knife movie like 4 days ago :o, havnt watched toms yet but mine is a classic too....if any1 has some decent webspace pm me in irc plz (#fightclubclan for those who dont know and love the poog) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
w1cked^
Kirby-eSports
06:26 18/1/2003
no one loves the poog. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
b3nji
09:17 18/1/2003
jesus christ. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
b3nji
09:32 18/1/2003
Absolutely abysmal standard of play. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Dukey
10:01 18/1/2003
lol pld mate, nice vid [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ara
11:48 18/1/2003
haha funny, actually made me smile in the morning :)

ps mirror was fine :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ap0kalipSe[UK2]**
12:00 18/1/2003
Some muppets on this thread...

I'm slowly downloading the movie, so I'm sure I'll be laughing when I have.
Yes the standard of play seems to have dropped somewhat on UK2 recently, the mods don't help :(

But we hope to change things. Time will tell.

Oh fast host wise, I might add this to http://cyborg2.com depends how funny it is.

Ap0kalipSe[UK2]**

A bemused UK2 Player-Admin <-- Prepared to be flamed. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Sw1tch
12:10 18/1/2003
weeeeee [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
pk
12:15 18/1/2003
pretty funny, and good music

although its a bit lame its got footage from a beginners server :s [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
PFCalcio
THX
12:28 18/1/2003
Weee at 700 k d/l on work lan :D
Bit mean humiliating poor old newbs though - not just UK2 - but UK2 beginners!!!! BOOO!
funny gj [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
15:18 18/1/2003
The standard of play has dropped on UK2 "recently"? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
lol
16:17 18/1/2003
rofl [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
lol
16:18 18/1/2003
ap0k .. iam sure u wear the uk2 tag with pride [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
R1PP3R
16:40 18/1/2003
119kbs pwned tbh [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
KhAoS
meatyballs
17:57 18/1/2003
the thing that makes uk2 comical to me is the stupid random comments like

UK2
UK2
UK2
UK2
UK2 - Number 1!!
UK2
UK2

and "anti crime tracker enabled on your ip" (uh oh! it better not pick up if someone's skipping school!)

"A recent Survey 92% of people say that UK2 is best!" [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Hairy
Rush!
18:10 18/1/2003
Khaos was brought up on UK2 [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ap0kalipSe[UK2]**
21:06 18/1/2003
Quote

"While the quality of this AVI is about as good as MadSpunK can manage, the actual action is quite astonishing. KhAoS hits the mean streets of UK2 and shows us all just how bad they actually are. In some instances it takes at least 20 seconds for players to realise KhAoS is perched on top of their skulls."

Hmm, could have mentioned its a noob server. Kinda puts this movie into a right lame perspective, i was expecting some raping of seasoned players. Most of the people on the beginner servers cant even plant the bomb!

Sigh. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ap0kalipSe[UK2]**
21:10 18/1/2003
Yes, there are many annoying thinks about UK2.

But sadly we don't control the servers. We are pushing for changes though, and turning it back into counterstrike and not CS-Q3. anyway I have done enough hijacking of this comments board. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ripper
Rush!
21:34 18/1/2003
cool i said mean streets [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ukpoo.net
01:54 19/1/2003
w00t apok!

you go girl! :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Hairy
Rush!
11:23 19/1/2003
Bye ap0k, you wont be missed. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
shads
theb0g
11:52 19/1/2003
and "anti crime tracker enabled on your ip" (uh oh! it better not pick up if someone's skipping school!)

LOL [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
shads
theb0g
11:54 19/1/2003
Hmm, could have mentioned its a noob server. Kinda puts this movie into a right lame perspective, i was expecting some raping of seasoned players. Most of the people on the beginner servers cant even plant the bomb!

oh yeah we completely forgot that theres only a few UK2 servers that are full of noobs and the rest are all well good players on the verge of being signed to SK... it's UK2, this avi coulda been made on any f***ing UK2 server and it would be exactly the same [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MadSpunk
Last Chance
13:18 19/1/2003
Don't diss my avi steve [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
KhAoS
meatyballs
13:27 19/1/2003
only assault was a newbie server! the rest were general UK2 and 1 was actually an I-eS server [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
HeaToN[UK2]
19:51 19/1/2003
[quote]oh yeah we completely forgot that theres only a few UK2 servers that are full of noobs and the rest are all well good players on the verge of being signed to SK... it's UK2, this avi coulda been made on any f***ing UK2 server and it would be exactly the same[/quote]

LOL

Hmm, could have mentioned its a noob server. Kinda puts this movie into a right lame perspective, i was expecting some raping of seasoned players. Most of the people on the beginner servers cant even plant the bomb!

ROFL

omfg i so agree with ap0k! almost all of the uk2 servers are full of 'seasoned players' !!! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
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