CS Female Nations Cup - Week 1 roundup

Posted by Dev at 13:41 3/12/2002.

All of the games for week 1 of the first ever-female nations cup have been played. Here are the results:
Group A
Denmark 45 - 3 Austria
Russia 25 - 23 Portugal
A very good game played between Russia and Portugal, we can look forward to seeing more of these two teams in the coming weeks. Austria forfeited the whole of the 2nd map (de_nuke) versus Denmark due to ping problems.
Group B
The Netherlands 48 - 0 Ukraine
Norway 27 - 21 France
The Ukrainian team forfeited after a 1-hour delay and some complications with Internet and CD-keys.
Group C
Germany 45 - 3 Switzerland
Belgium 48 - 0 Finland
Germany outclassed the ladies from Switzerland in every sense in a very one-sided game whilst Belgium picked up a forfeit win from Finland.
Group D
Spain 29 - 19 United Kingdom
Sweden 41 - 7 Poland
Two nice games to watch in this group, which looks as though it may be a tough one to call. The United Kingdom were outdone by the Spanish ladies who pulled off excellent CT halves on both maps. The Sweden ladies look every bit as strong as their male counterparts with a nice win over the Polish ladies who are no push over.

On the whole the first week went smoothly and good luck to all the ladies in the second weeks matches. All the information on this cup can be found here.

Comments

Slim
14:32 3/12/2002
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FELLA
14:35 3/12/2002
Get yer tits out ... get yer tits out ... get yer tits out for the LAAAADS ... (altogether now) ... GET YER TITS OUT FOR THE LAAAADS !!!

(.)(.) I like b00bies [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK@work
14:39 3/12/2002
Laff
/me holds sides

Bored now Russ? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
arma
14:46 3/12/2002
take ur time dev

:P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Eagle
15:33 3/12/2002
UL joo kay laydeez. Gl in future o/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DaKid
16:04 3/12/2002
ul ladies ... reports were that you lost with no disgrace and good prospects of winning many future games ... keep it up :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
16:17 3/12/2002
Aint no messin' with Ukraine yo ! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
16:25 3/12/2002
I'm 1/4 Ukranian [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
16:29 3/12/2002
...I won't be messin' with you then [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Myers
Saviour of UKT
UKTerrorist
16:49 3/12/2002
ul... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
iron
17:04 3/12/2002
Yeh, you look abit ukranian doz. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
17:06 3/12/2002
Myers nearly beat me up at cpl for "talking" when dead... even though I wasn't ;-/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
17:10 3/12/2002
"have him DoZ" [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
17:10 3/12/2002
I can't, he's a double 'ard b****** [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
17:11 3/12/2002
...Sorry, I don't think I can help in this situation [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Lyo`
eSports.Edge
17:14 3/12/2002
think how many dinners havent been made and how many kitchens r dirty if women r playin cs [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
17:15 3/12/2002
/kick Lyo` #www.ukterrorist.com
/setmode +b Lyo` [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kensai|Hates_
17:27 3/12/2002
Myers actually spoke to me when I was dead. I thought it best not to reply incase he was trying to catch me out! Ha, you've got to get up pretty early to catch me! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smittins
17:32 3/12/2002
lol lyo [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Aardvark
theb0g
17:46 3/12/2002
Never speak to Myers, kids. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Slider
17:49 3/12/2002
Kids got a point [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
naaaazz```
17:50 3/12/2002
LYO UR SUCH A RACIST, SEXIST PIG!!!!

(im with u buddy) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
iron
17:50 3/12/2002
LOOOL lyo :> [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
17:54 3/12/2002
Don't encourage him you b******s ...
or else,

or else what ?
..Exactly [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
18:07 3/12/2002
It's true, my house is a mess and I'm still waiting for my f***ing tea!!!! I work ffs!!!!

I think malnutrition is setting in with me and the kids :/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
callous
Specster
18:21 3/12/2002
GET YOUR b***h ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN, AND MAKE ME SOME PIE!

(caps) etc ladada [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
19:04 3/12/2002
Very unfunny :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Myers
Saviour of UKT
UKTerrorist
19:12 3/12/2002
rofl...
doz if i said u were talking it's cos u were..i checked carefully :)...
as for catching ppl out...lol... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smiffeh
Game2XS.Monkey Magic
19:15 3/12/2002
myers was the only admin that didn't chuck us out for eating a burger king inside the place. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MS.DK
19:15 3/12/2002
LOL DK ..... your in the kIds room tonight :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Culexus^
19:17 3/12/2002
i play for portugal girls team [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Myers
Saviour of UKT
UKTerrorist
19:26 3/12/2002
i didn't see u eating that burger remember? ;p [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Smiffeh
Game2XS.Monkey Magic
19:29 3/12/2002
haha [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DK
Stalk Confront Engage Eliminate
20:00 3/12/2002
LOL DK ..... your in the kIds room tonight :P

Result! o/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
20:08 3/12/2002
"Jerry, Jerry, Jerry ..." [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Myers
Saviour of UKT
UKTerrorist
21:01 3/12/2002
i was on kilroy last week... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kensai|Hates_
21:20 3/12/2002
lol Myers, for what? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ripper
Rush!
21:23 3/12/2002
"Are you comfortable with your homosexuality?" [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
decrepit
Croydon
21:26 3/12/2002
LOL [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Dev
theb0g
21:50 3/12/2002
hahahahahahahaahhaahha [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kensai|Hates_
21:58 3/12/2002
I wouldn't know Ripper, are you? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Chris0
21:59 3/12/2002
lol Ripper 1-0 Myers :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ripper
Rush!
21:59 3/12/2002
that gag did a double back flip over your head hates :o [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Nick^
22:25 3/12/2002
walked into that one R@GE|Myers [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
emfive
22:26 3/12/2002
Hates isnt too smart :o [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ripper
Rush!
22:41 3/12/2002
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ner na ner na [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MiG
22:46 3/12/2002
that madspunk 1 is scary s*** [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
22:55 3/12/2002
I found the first one moderatly funny, but then I slowly realised that somebody actually sat down, said it in a stupid voice and then giggled to themselves ....

Oh deary-me'ski' [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ripper
Rush!
22:57 3/12/2002
i wasn't giggling to myself [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kronikal
Anti-Climax
23:08 3/12/2002
Yeah but thats what I pictured ...
Is it you sayin' it ? :o [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ripper
Rush!
23:11 3/12/2002
yes, I'M COOL [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
T
00:16 4/12/2002
was that your best film trailer voice, or your rasping drag queen voice? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ripper
Rush!
01:07 4/12/2002
whichever one you prefer baby ;x [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Eagle
11:48 4/12/2002
I don't get how ripper can insult myers about being gay, when he does that kind of thing..... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ripper
Rush!
11:57 4/12/2002
remarkable innit [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Nick^
12:56 4/12/2002
Just thought I'd post what pornolize threw me:

"All of the games for week 1 of the asslicking first ever-female ballbusts cup have been f***ed. Here are the c***licking fomps:" [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Nick^
12:58 4/12/2002
Other highlights:

"The "Bust-a-c***" Ukrainian team banged after a c**ksucking 1-hour delay"

"Germany motherf***ed the ladies from Switzerland in every sense in a very one-banged game whilst Belgium jerked up a forfeit win from Finland"

"Two nice fingerf***s to watch in this group, which asslicks as though it may be a motherf***ing tough one to call"

"good luck to all the farting squirts in the asslicking second weeks farts"

Dirty boy, Dev. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Dev
theb0g
13:48 4/12/2002
Someone not take their pills this morning... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
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