"Why I Still Suck"

Posted by NoToRiOuS at 14:50 7/6/2002.

Asspennies, a self proclaimed poor CS player has posted his article entitled "Why I Still Suck" over on CSNation. What are his reasons? Why does he suck? Check out a short preview:

"I was reloading"
Everyone's favorite Counter-Strike excuse, the "reload" actually manifests itself for me in a number of ways. There's the actual reload--running out of ammo and then being killed when loading the next clip. There's the "all-too-careful" reload, when I fire a few bursts, and then am killed while reloading to refresh my clip. Not to mention the "wrong weapon" reload, when I switch to a different weapon just before being killed, or the "hail mary" reload, when I switch to throw a grenade and am then instantly killed
"Everyone else is cheating"
Well, you're only cheating if you're better than me. Ergo, most of you are cheating

Since a lot of CS players have upgraded to broadband now, you don't hear the old favourite "LAAAG" very much. Check out the full article here.

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	asspennies 16:57 7/6/2002	No offense guys, but you did cut me off mid-sentence in your quote from my article. Makes me look amateur [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	SauberWurst 18:14 7/6/2002	And they can't spell CS-Nation [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Antmoo 19:18 7/6/2002	ffs, does a - really matter? it's not like he wrote Csssss- natpodfgfdgdflnfdlgndlktionsuckme is it? NO! then stop picking holes! And i'm sure cutting u off in mid sentence was just a simple mistake, not saying you were whining, i'm just sticking up for my dear noto, and his notorious basement! Feel free to whine about me articles though, i like the attention. [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	NoToRiOuS 2 COOL 4 SKOOL UKTerrorist 19:21 7/6/2002	i cant remember why i did that asspennies but its prob cuz it was a long quote and i wanted to shorten it. errr dunno but all that matters is 1 - 0 1 - 0 1 - 0 1 - 0 [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	naz 00:23 8/6/2002	1-0 to who? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	rizzuh 03:54 8/6/2002	You have no idea how much site names matter to webmasters. They honestly do. CSNation vs Counter-Strike Nation vs CS-Nation is a minor pet peeve, but a peeve none-the-less. Or maybe it's just me. Do you UKT guys care when we call you "UK-Terrorist" or add a space in there? [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Antmoo 07:43 8/6/2002	i honestly don't give a s***......although i will correct ppl if i'm in that kind of mood :D [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Antmoo 07:44 8/6/2002	but then i'm not the webmaster so...... [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]
	Mintman 00:22 9/6/2002	rizzuh having a b***h again, lol [ Comment: Report \| IP: Logged ]

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