Does Not Compute - multi-gaming clan

Posted by Myers at 01:15 7/3/2002.

Today I received the following statement from Primary Strike 2002 winners Does Not Compute:
Does Not compute are on Friday the 8th March becoming a multi-gaming clan. With the arrival of a marketing manager on-board it is our vision to broaden our horizons in several games. As gaming events world wide are not just orientated on Counter-Stike, we feel it is neccessary to secure a long term plan with sponsorship.

We are proud to announce our new Starcraft, Brood Wars, Quake 3 team death match and Quake 3 capture the flag sections. We look forward to competing sucessfully in europe in all games.

Members of the GunZoid Quake 3 section who are now .dNC had this to say:

"Gzd are a collection of experienced and natural talented players, we are fairly new and in recent times have began to prove ourselves in BWDML and CB as well as winning Savlan and reaching the finals of the MR Cup which aim was to find the UK best tdm clan. We now wish to become strong contenders in Europe and the Lanning scene."

Leader of the starcraft/Brood wars section TheBlue had this to say:

"We are experienced players from Starcraft/Brood War and we have played in tournaments and leading in the gamei, gamebugs, and wgtour ladders but now we are targeting to be #1 in LAN events in Europe and possibly the World Cyber Games in Korea. We are looking foward to making this happen now with clan Does Not Compute."

Clan Does Not compute was established in January 2001. Since then it has grown from a small community of fun gamers to playing games at a high level of dicipline. We have attended CPLs and have won LAN events including two CPL qualifiers and LANARENA which all the top UK teams competed in. We look forward to continued success in a structure that has been adopted by the top sponsored German clans.

On a further note clan .dNC will be attending the CPL Summer World Championships and RTE (the Irish National Television network) will be accompinging them and doing a documentary.

Looks like exciting times lay ahead for the Irish clan, I hope it all works out well for them and they make it to the CPL World championship finals.

Comments

dunkz
01:20 7/3/2002
gl dNC you guys own at CS and i hope the other clans now follow in your success. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
.dNC.Verifyor
01:25 7/3/2002
The Q3 and Starcraft teams are every bit as good if not better than the current CS team. I certainly hope and wish them the very best playing with us in dNC and continued success. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kaids-
01:27 7/3/2002
fin u really should have a drinking team aswell :P

gl [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
lol
02:37 7/3/2002
Its sad, you win 1 badly run LAN and you post your victory in every site available.

Then you start acting like your a big clan even though you couldnt make the Opencup finals even..

Please keep your feet on the ground, no-one likes arrogance..

Other than that gl in the future :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
TeL
03:14 7/3/2002
like n!faculty aint a good clan :). [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
meglome
03:33 7/3/2002
I know the .dNC lads very well. I have seen them play many many times and because of this I know how good they are. They don't always win online but I think they can take anyone on a Lan. Funnily most CS clans can't play for poo on a Lan but are amazing online... very strange that. I feel that .dNC will be dishing it out to more of our l33t cs clans in the near future... coming to a lan near you. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
atn: lol
03:48 7/3/2002
1. I think whoever won in lanarena was news. dnc have won more than 1 "poorly run" lan as you said. e.g. Irish quals and won 2 matches in CPL london.
2. n! are good team and I'll think you'll see that dnc cs have said they were amazing on-line and are mainly a lan team. I may stand corrected.
3. They're merging with a Q3 team. Arrogance?!?
But you do have a point and hope they do keep their feet on the ground and gl to them also :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
sure
04:55 7/3/2002
the "MR cup" was a joke, only gzd took it seriously, the UNR team they pld had 1 of the UNR starters, and 1 isdn/non-starter, it was basically a pick up team.
who gives a s*** anyways? UK sucks when it comes to online games, especially CS.we rox @ q3 tho ;) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
.dNC.a1ex
09:08 7/3/2002
"Its sad, you win 1 badly run LAN and you post your victory in every site available.
Then you start acting like your a big clan even though you couldnt make the Opencup finals even..

Please keep your feet on the ground, no-one likes arrogance..

Other than that gl in the future :)"


We did not chose for the victory at lan arena to be posted on every site, its called "news" and UK-T and XS-R keep the communities of q3, cs and other games upto date on what is happening in their respective games.

We got beaten by n! who are one of the top german teams, who recently won a major german lan beating SK and DkH, so losing to them wasnt that much of a surprise.Also most of the teams from last seasons opencup are in the eurocup this time round.

Gl in future to you 2 [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
K
09:15 7/3/2002
If clans make steps to promote (pro) gaming in the uk, then thats a good thing, regardless of how good they are and how many poorly run lans they win.

gl [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Eagle during PSHE le
09:53 7/3/2002
Gl dNC [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
gamma
10:02 7/3/2002
gl dnc and also all-stars clan who kicked the bucket last night. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Blitz
Editor
UKTerrorist
10:42 7/3/2002
Great news dNC, good luck with it all... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
PHB
10:43 7/3/2002
Gav cheats!

gwan the lads [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Rat_boy
11:09 7/3/2002
pld dnc, good to hear of the expansion. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DArtagnan`
11:16 7/3/2002
dNC are all nice guys, gl to them.
Cya again in Dallas :P Unless ur coming over for i10? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Myers
Saviour of UKT
UKTerrorist
12:01 7/3/2002
It wasn't a poorly run lan :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Penn0r
12:13 7/3/2002
yeh well played dnc, nice expansion [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
lol aka: r1ch0ch3t
14:38 7/3/2002
Meglome, you own the cafe 'Does not compute' and sponser dNC, pretty obvious you will think they are good. And you always post places posing as a third person observer plauding dNCs meagre acheivements. At least nocturnes managers and sponsers dont do that.

And as far as winning LAN arena being news, and sites obviously pick it up.... verifyer himself put it on clanbase, and telgere(ex-dnc and close freind) submited it to xsreality.

Thats the only 2 places I saw it other than here.

As far as winning 2 cpl games from 2 events and winning the *laugh* Irish qualifiers...in the words of a great singer 'That dont impress me much'. :P

Also in the Open Cup n! werent the same team involved in the Eurocup, the old n! that disbanded during the open cup was forced to play becuase they couldnt change so many members.

The n! you played was a team just thrown together from past members in the space of a day, and they went on to lose vs shuuk who arent even a top 10 German clan.

Dont get me wrong, dNC are probobly the best clan in the UK, and are in top 50 Europe, which is good considering there is thousands of clan....but I dont agree with people acting as if they are world beaters when they havent proven it.

I havent ever met them, or played them, but I do keep a wide view of all clan scenes and this is the impression I have got. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Blitz
Editor
UKTerrorist
14:54 7/3/2002
I don't think dNC even insinuated that they were world beaters, did they?

They're certainly in the top few UK/Eire clans, which is what this site tries to cover first and foremost, enough said. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
noc*Rock
15:36 7/3/2002
Glad to see people flaming dNC for just trying to better themselves. All i can say to dNC is, as you get better, expect to get more flames :D

Good luck! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Vertakill
15:37 7/3/2002
Firstly, this merger has been in the running LONG before LanArena I'll have you know 'lol'.

Secondly, I'd think we ARE a 'big' clan as we've now got shítloads of members, dont u think? Unless big in your eyes means good.

Thirdly, Tel was ex =[DnC]= , a café clan, everyone who went into the café who played CS was =[DnC]= , NOT .dNC. But yes he is a close friend and asked us for a xsr i-view.

Fourthly, Nobody's arrogant, we just want to be able to travel around different countries free of charge, dont you?

Fifthly, You must be a retard if you couldn't of found all that out for yourself.

PS. OpenCup is an online tournament, dNC were playin it as practice -vs- good clans because we dont stand a chance online with our 64k ISDN connections from our potatoe farms, sorry. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Vertakill
15:38 7/3/2002
Thanks btw to those who have said good luck. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Messiah
Game2XS.Monkey Magic
15:38 7/3/2002
haha yeh theres no point in even trying to explain to the anon posters, just ignore cos at the end of the day you'll be the ones who benefit while the losers are still sat here typing away "ahaha y0u lamz0r555!!111" [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kaids-
15:44 7/3/2002
you know u are getting good when you start getting anonymous muppets trying to put you down :> [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Mintman
15:58 7/3/2002
u might want to check the speeling of the title (did u see what i did?) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Mike
16:19 7/3/2002
CS is a dying game now?

So u merge with Q3 and starcraft?

Welcome to 1998 [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Vertakill
16:22 7/3/2002
Broodwars...not really Starcraft...After Starcraft comes Warcraft 3... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Mike
16:24 7/3/2002
But good luck anyway :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Mike
16:24 7/3/2002
Well Broodwars is a Starcraft expansion, just as old :)

But yeah i guess they will go on to wc3 if it gets big. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Vertakill
16:26 7/3/2002
Broodwars is huge around Asia btw, still. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Messiah
Game2XS.Monkey Magic
16:27 7/3/2002
Yeh ppl look to the future, dont be short sighted. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Messiah
Game2XS.Monkey Magic
16:28 7/3/2002
Huge is not the word, its a way of life.. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
SuperNick
16:31 7/3/2002
gl to dnc.

as for the anonymous posters, Messiah couldn't have summed it up better.

While the good clans are out there winning, earning from sponsors and getting to go around the world. They will be playing online with their isdn for 5 hours a night getting nowhere. From which they will go onto posting lamer comments because they're so p***ing jealous of clans they can't get near.

/me awaits flames
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noc*sn
http://www.nocuk.org
Multiplayer e-sports management.
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Myers
Saviour of UKT
UKTerrorist
16:49 7/3/2002
oh yeh...g'luck dnc :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
.dNC.a1ex
16:53 7/3/2002
The team n! faculty fielded against us was 2 players from uL, 2 from Plague and 1 from the original n!, which is there present first team...

2 dNC teams also attended the CPL qual, 1 which came 10th the other getting knocked out in the group stages. So we did ok for our first outting.

And Telgere is part of the XS-R staff... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Barely Legal
16:53 7/3/2002
gl in the future dNC dudes [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
TeL
17:46 7/3/2002
am i :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
vip
18:03 7/3/2002
Gl to dNC hope everything goes according to plan. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
lol aka: R1ch0ch3t
18:03 7/3/2002
Yeah, peopl without accounts dont know what their talking about.

All of your explinations of my points were weak, and sadly having some friends to post encouraging little titbits like 'As you get better you get flamed, so ignore all criticism and think your great' doesent change the facts I posted.

Looks like the truth hurts you guys, if this was such lies you shouldnt need to argue with me, just laugh in my face.... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
.dNC.Sev
18:07 7/3/2002
Who are you? and why dont you like us? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
SuperNick
18:07 7/3/2002
Hmm judging from the posts, it seems people are just laughing at you and slagging you. :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Blitz
Editor
UKTerrorist
18:25 7/3/2002
'lol', the fact is...

what you're saying has no relevance to this news post, you've said yourself, dNC are a better than most clans. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MindPhuck
19:16 7/3/2002
Good Luck to .Dnc [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Vertakill
19:22 7/3/2002
Ok Ricochet has shown me the error of my ways, if anyone wants me I'll be sitting in my bathroom crying. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Dinjo
21:57 7/3/2002
Dnc are the best clan in the world imho [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
.dNC.a1ex
22:00 7/3/2002
/me thinks Ricochet asked to join dNC and he was rejected.... ;p [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
meglome
00:17 8/3/2002
Indeed r1ch0ch3t I am the owner of DNC and the sponsor of .dNC CS Clan and that's why I used my own nick above, to give the lads the support they deserve. You'll find if I was trying to be sneaky I wouldn't have used my own nick.. no one is that stupid. The lads are giving it a good shot, they wanna travel about the world playing computer games for free and hopefully get some cash and glory along the way... I don't see anything wrong with trying that. I just hope you're trying to stir things up and are not really that much of an asshole. I'm off to attend to me fields :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Moofy
00:35 8/3/2002
Apart from the arse cleg comments from noc and the ever irritating fag SuperNick who jumps at the chance to demostrate how much he knows about not very much this was quite an entertaining comments section.

Please refrain from adding your mindless one liner comments to comment sections unless the comments are primarily directed to you, nobody cares who you are or what you have to say otherwise, it is like a referee disrupting the flow of the game. Just let the flamer and flamee play it out, it makes for much better reading. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
bio-jedi
02:56 8/3/2002
Well done guys. I know most of you guys personally from the long nights at DNC and i can safely say after seeing you at CPL that you one of the nicest bunch of lads and also one of the most professional outfits i've ever seen. I also think you merging with GZD was a good move. I know the guys in GZD really well and there not only a liked clan but a v good team. Good choice.

Weldone Finn and the DNC guys. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Dinjo
06:27 8/3/2002
www.spuds.com for yee lamers/jealous peeps thats h8s 2 see a clan do well. DnC are irelands only hope of puting ireland on the cs map *WORLDWIDE* and i mean that. Nothing but applauds should be given to um for what they have achieved as a clan.

What i think the more a clan gets put down, the better they are getting imho. DnC for a top 5 spot in next cpl event, DEFFO. gl lads [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
SuperNick
14:59 8/3/2002
Yeah. I think Moofy needs to visit there Dino.

Probably one of them mugs who goes to LANs to pretend he's hard. Then again, I'm an idiot according to him.

I guess some factors of intelligence include supporting negative issues and aliasing, though.

*cowers in shame of the no named genius* [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
SuperNick
15:01 8/3/2002
Then again, I guess I could call you a moron for not explaining any reasoning what so ever why my 1 single post was inaccurate.

But okay then, you're clearly right. You said so, it must be right. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
SuperNick
15:08 8/3/2002
[end sarcasm]

No clue why i bothered to reply to that fool.
There's always people who disagree with you on forums for no apparent reason.

Should ignore them at the end of the day.

Hope it works well for dnc. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Koopa
12:46 9/3/2002
well done lads, also to fin with the tactics, im currently doing tactics for azeroth.qw with another guy and its hard work making "good" tactics - one error while making tactics costs 40 minutes of agony on server, fairly annoying
good luck with the summer CPL [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
dbc
15:51 9/3/2002
sam qw is so 1997! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Drexciyian
13:10 10/3/2002
But qw is so the best online game ever =) 6 years on still being played, nuff said =) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kaids-
19:05 11/3/2002
no, that just makes it one of the oldest :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
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