UKTerrorist
Posted by Rob at 15:33 5/2/2002.
The extraordinary story of everybody's favourite 42 year old has been continued. The Oracle has written another fine chapter in the ongoing story that features Herman Chambers, an entirely fictitious character addicted to CS. Here's a blurb to get you going:"Daddy?", says a little voice from the doorway. I turn to see Angela standing there; she's in her pyjamas holding a teddy bear. I know it's time for her to go to bed. I turn my leather chair around and take off my Sony headset.
Check out the rest of the latest chapter. If you haven't read the first installment then I'd advise doing so....it'll all make so much more sense:
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UKTerrorist
15:37 5/2/2002
"Umm, Daddy?" she says. My headset is almost on my head before I have to set it back down. "Oh great, I'm AFK now", I say to myself. They'll shoot me dead if I don't get her out of here. "Yes, dear?", There I go, smiling again. She stutters, "Well, uh, Mommy wants, me...uh-" "What, Angela?" I say. Out of the corner of my eye I see a counter-terrorist approach my afk little self. He wipes out his knife and moves in for the kill. In a move only a 42 year old l337 CS player could pull off, I grab the mouse and and place my fingers on A, W, and D. My inner CS strengh comes out as I pump the unsuspecting knife holding CT full of lead. My Glock 18c Select Fire, chambered for 9x19mm ammuntion... mows... him... down. "Muhahahah", I laugh until I see my daughter staring at me with a worried look. Uh-oh.
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HA that was my post it still makes it to the UKT page MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
today UKT - Tomorrow the WORLD!!! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
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UKTerrorist
15:39 5/2/2002
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UKTerrorist
15:41 5/2/2002
wish there was like 30 hrs a day lol. Diablo 2 taken over my life. I made 284 dollars in 9 days on ebay :P
Ah well least im posting news now, or trying, Fat Rob i hate u! only jking :P
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UKTerrorist
15:52 5/2/2002
noto, I've started playing d2 again lol, quality [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
16:00 5/2/2002
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16:01 5/2/2002
Da boss
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16:06 5/2/2002
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16:19 5/2/2002
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12:05 6/2/2002
Just a time game; little skill. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]