Primary Strike 2002 - Maidenhead Qualifier results

Posted by Myers at 07:50 4/2/2002.

My apologies for the delay in posting these, I was completey knackered after the all-nighter and have only just woken up. I'll update this post with all the proper results later but for now, just the group tables and teams that qualified should do.

From group 1. Clans in bold are those that have qualified

From group 2From group 3From group 4
*= so19 minus s019-Mr Floppy, who got caught nicking beer at the all-nighter and banned from LanArena indefinitely.

A special note however should go out to both VETS and lille elephants who both missed out on qualification by 1 round.

So with six clans (so19, Inexorable, ui, f2b, LR & mag8) already qualified and six more still to qualify this weekend at Notts this tournament is really gearing up for the Maidenhead finals on the 23rd. Apologies for the lack of online coverage LanArena Internet is currently down, and we expect that back up sometime later this month, or hopefully this week. So expect the demos uploaded around the same time.

Expect a full report on the qualifiers including a bomb-scare for myself and the mag8 crew to be evacuated at paddington to be appear on this website over the couple of days.

Comments

Smittins
09:05 4/2/2002
"*= so19 minus s019-Mr Floppy, who got caught nicking beer at the all-nighter and banned from LanArena indefinitely."

wot a nobber :/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Blitz
Editor
UKTerrorist
09:30 4/2/2002
Well played all clans, sounds like it was fun. Congrats to those that qualified, ul to the rest (esp VETS, lille el.)

"*= so19 minus s019-Mr Floppy, who got caught nicking beer at the all-nighter and banned from LanArena indefinitely."

lol [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Messiah
Game2XS.Monkey Magic
10:19 4/2/2002
lol floppy what a king [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Trip
10:22 4/2/2002
All Floppy wanted was "a drink" .. lol, i had 2 bottles of 2 litre coke next to me, wp [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]

11:15 4/2/2002
good day i thoroughly enjoyed it shame we lost to so19 but we still qualified oh and realfire cheats :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
.Xi-
12:13 4/2/2002
lolLLL floppy, pld ;+) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Simmo
12:31 4/2/2002
Dunno if this is true yet il soon find out, but Floppy has been put in "The Sun" newspaper ROFLMAO. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Marcus
calibre
12:51 4/2/2002
Very well run event. Nicely done guys. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
feitek
13:15 4/2/2002
erm... all LR cheat.... :|

oh and the sun newspaper thing was a joke :|

its well funny how the MrFLoppy thing is on.... mag8s site, ukt, so19 topic, imp.uk topic, o0 topic.....

I think its his way of getting famous :| [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
iron
16:01 4/2/2002
yeh floppy owned, im suprised he can still speak the amount of shouting he did that night ;/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ColdFire
Croydon
16:04 4/2/2002
lol i heard wicked was in yet another bomb scare after us [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ColdFire
Croydon
16:05 4/2/2002
oh yeh pld MrFloppy [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
raider
16:18 4/2/2002
gg all cheers lanarena [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Nick^
17:41 4/2/2002
News just in from Floppy:

<MrFloppy> i didnt rob ne1
<MrFloppy> OMG
<MrFloppy> IM NOT bANNED FROM LAnARENA
<MrFloppy> im banned from f***ing megabowl
<MrFloppy> im banned from megabowl so i aint allowed to go into LanArena
<MrFloppy> i f***ing went for a water and took a beer then i payed dunce for it then f***ing kicked out coz the bar wasnt open and its different than lanarena so they banned me :/

GG wp Floppy ;p

Nick [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Mr.Floppy
17:48 4/2/2002
Wanna ere what really appened... well

i went to get sum water coz i was allowed but there wasnt a tap or nething... so i went to the coke machine to get a coke or whater if it gave it out but it was all switched off.... so i had to get a beer i was well thirsty. I thought it would be ok coz i was gonna pay dunce and he came over when i was drinkin and said you gonna pay for that so i was like yer and i got the money and paid. Then he said i was gonna get kicked out and i was like "WTF??!!?!" so the bloke on the camras thought i jacked the beer even tho i was gonna be there for another 3 hours and i was locked in... the bloke GAVE me my money back and kicked me out. The only reason he did it was coz its his job and the bar is a totally different thing to the lan arena and the bar was shut, i didnt think of that at the time :/ so dunce or ne1 couldnt really do anything coz it was the other manager blokes decision so fair enuff and i didnt jack or nob or theev the beer i paid for it but i didnt realise it was totally different from lan arena or i wouldnt have taken it :/ ffs i cant go back for the final and people like Nick^ wont stfu about it so this should set them straight.

neways sorry about all the hastle megabowl and soz dunce for the extra hastle.

MrFloppy

ps. I AINT NO THEIF.... he you all at i10... keep an eye on you phone's Thehehehe jks :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Trip
17:55 4/2/2002
lmao, His name isnt dunce, its Dunkz. and err that guy from the bar was gay.. "oh good job i aint come back hammered, or i wuda taken him out back and kicked him in" rofl.. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
WicKeD
17:56 4/2/2002
What floppy just said was all true man, that lanarena security bloke was a nob, ow and myers you hoe!

"Expect a full report on the qualifiers including a bomb-scare for myself and the mag8 crew to be evacuated at paddington to be appear on this website over the couple of days."

I was there to :) and on the way home there was another f***ing b0mbscare and i had to get the bus home and walk for like 20mins, f***ing terrorists when or what :(

good event all done nice, Baal is a madman and Sarge sleeps on paper ¬_¬

p.s I owned ICEMAN with a headshot from a bottle top. :P (he knows what i mean) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
WicKeD
17:58 4/2/2002
fs b0gbird you didnt come say hello to me :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Mr.RAH
18:02 4/2/2002
Iron is a fag [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Nick^
18:03 4/2/2002
We all know you didn't do anything, Floppy. Chill out and have a beer ;p

Nick [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MrFloppy
18:10 4/2/2002
a few comments:

Wicked i love you your welllll safe
alex is uber safe
styla is crap at pool
flexa pwned me at pool
tmc cant play pool
grand needs seriouse hugz
feitek is my lover
ratm r me homies
i love |2avz pld for bakki 2 :>
ui r safeish
VETS r the safest
errr ratm fu is wicked at cs allow him harsh

realf1re gets p***ed on about 1/4 of a bottle of beer and grand had to sort him out with sum water to sober him up pld grand /me hugz you /me cant get hands quite all the way round

c ya all at i10 and i aways thought drunkz or whateva wans dunce :/ nm you know

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Floppy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Nick^
18:13 4/2/2002
I'll see you at i10, Floppy. *Wink*

Nick [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
tmc0r
18:15 4/2/2002
floppy man if u gonna nick summit at least do it right fs [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MrFloppy
18:18 4/2/2002
like you tmc0r yer... *wink* *wink*

p.s
diablo is kool

flop [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
WicKeD
18:27 4/2/2002
tmc0r 0wnz j00 :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Myers
Saviour of UKT
UKTerrorist
18:27 4/2/2002
yeh, firstly he's name's dunkz not dunce :), 2ndly there is a tap at the back with water, and yes it was working...*shock* + several other ppl had large bottles of water so why didn't u like me just ask someone for a bit of theres? *sigh* [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MrFloppy
18:30 4/2/2002
i dont like warm water... or drinkin ne1 elses cox there is perfectly good cold water at the bar and i was there so i got a drink!

i didnt know there was a tap :/

gah nm sh** happens and i paid for it but well you know the story... it aint lanarena so its there desision not thet i knew that at the time [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
.dNC.aLeXandeR
19:11 4/2/2002
well done to all clans. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Trip
20:01 4/2/2002
Myers, you are suppost to be writing "bad" stuff about us, after you said when we pwned you on estate :) gg [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Simmo
20:11 4/2/2002
lol, what time was that about 6am or someit. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Myers
Saviour of UKT
UKTerrorist
20:51 4/2/2002
i said i was gonna write about ya homosexual tendencies, cos i didn't like what lr were doing on estate :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DArtagnan
Infinity-eSports
21:06 4/2/2002
If floppy's banned from Megabowl, what actually are the chances of them recognising him? All he needs to do is wear a hat or something, and he wont have a problem. I've been barred from a bar near by me about 4 times now, and i keep going back :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
.Xi-
21:26 4/2/2002
yeh floppy
you know that mask that scary bloke wears in scary movie

put that on & no1 will recognise u. sorted. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Silus
21:34 4/2/2002
don't count on it [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Fred
21:51 4/2/2002
no-one wants a thief at the event :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ICEMAN
22:53 4/2/2002
Very true Wicked 0wned me during a match :) I'll have to return the favour. Bad luck to Mr Floppy :( sounds like a total screw up. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Messiah
Game2XS.Monkey Magic
23:16 4/2/2002
You hard f*** DArtagnan! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
fu
23:35 4/2/2002
lol mrfloppy i thought he was gonna ring police on you when he asked for name and addy.

unlucky about not playin in finals :/

i think you should go in disguise :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
iron
23:43 4/2/2002
floppy would be easily disguised if he wasnt so loud, can he keep quiet for that amount of time tho ? :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
LA|dunkz
00:08 5/2/2002
Well, i have had 22hours of pure sleep after my 27hour shift at lanarena on saturday.

I will be shortly writing my own review on the whole Qualifier, but i will tell you what happend as far as Floppy is concerned:

at about 5am when i was having a 1on1 with Ardvark, i was made aware by one of the megabwol managers that a 12year old looking girl (floppy) had a beer and they were checking the cameras to see if he knicked it. i approached the juvenile (loud mouthed girl) and asked where he got the beer from. He replied saying he was first and there was no coke in the machine, and that he was allowed water (now he claims he didnt want warm water, despite there being 2 taps, one for warm and one for COLD). Now, if you are really firsty and desperatly need a drink, why a beer when he can help himself to some orange juice or an alcopop. Anyways, i speak to the mangers and they want him out of the building (and he was lucky one of them didnt kick the few brain cells he has in his head out of him) and that he is permanently banned.
To add insult to injury, he could and may well have jeperdised the future of our all-nighters.
well pld floppy, thanx for ruining it for all of us.

well i look forward to seeing you all in Notts and back in Maidenhead for the final.

a special thanx for DeathCruz, myers and Silus for doing an brilliant job on saturday. :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MiG
00:54 5/2/2002
s**t i missed it all :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Player
01:13 5/2/2002
That mega-bowl manager is an A1 bell-end though.. it has to be said [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
feitek
10:29 5/2/2002
Learn to spell Dunce!!!!!!!!!!!! Dunkz i mean :| [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
fu
10:46 5/2/2002
he should change his name to dunce, sounds much better lol [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Aardvark
12:01 5/2/2002
dunkz is clearly fabricating that entire story, I wasn't within 200 miles of the building at 1am ffs, let alone playing cs... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Noz
13:21 5/2/2002
Dunce, you come across as an utter c***. Who cares if your all nighters are in jeopardy?ry going out somewhere FUN instead. Christ... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Noz
13:22 5/2/2002
And why is being first important? Have I missed something?

Oh no. You're illiterate. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Silus
14:41 5/2/2002
if you've got any problems with any of us come to one of the events mate, big up dunkz for a quality job on saturday [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Noz
14:54 5/2/2002
Unfortunately, I live nowhere near a LANArena. I prefer to play what few games I do from home, with the same latency, and for a great deal less. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
WicKeD
15:47 5/2/2002
You all suck, I 0wn.

ICEMAN
22:53, 4/2/2002 Very true Wicked 0wned me during a match :)

Even ICEMAN admits it.. :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Silus
15:47 5/2/2002
and on your own, makes sense really.... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
shads
theb0g
15:53 5/2/2002
"Dunce, you come across as an utter c***."

Noz, as ever, you come across as an utter c*** yourself.

Good event, apart from my gay pc.. i mean 7 cl_flushpacketentity's in one map ON LAN ? an i always get the computer with the gay be-fine-with-100fps-until-someone-comes-onscreen-then-drop-to-40 fps i swear dunce fixes it against me :| [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
trogen
18:17 5/2/2002
At the end of the day floppy is a tru joker, we all know its an utter bunch of lies but thats wot n e 1 would do if we were in his position! Who the f*** ever admits s***, erm is that just me...well i suppose i do have a 3 page criminal reccord...erm im gona stop now (big up floppy)
-tro- [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Noz
18:53 5/2/2002
On my own, yes. As frankly, CS is hardly a social event, is it?

And, Shads: o/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Guest
18:56 5/2/2002
I think that all clans should not turn up for the next round untill floppy is allowed back into the competition :) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
D00d (too scared to
19:04 5/2/2002
Dunks trying to make himself look less of a Dunce? :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
LA|dunkz
20:43 5/2/2002
Who the f*** are you Noz. Coz you sound like a big nobody as well as an impetant, sad, l0ner, ghey, w**king, illumious ginger haired freak of nature that is not allowed out during the day due to the safety of children you sick twisted f***.

as for not attending a lanarena, i hope i never meet you as i will pound your face into a shape of a chip stick.

My name is dunkz FFS, not dunce or drunkz sort it out

Floppy is banned from the megabowl building for what he did. I really wish there was something i could do, but theyre adement not to let him back into the building.

!!!set me a chipstick!!! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
LA | Dunkz
22:15 5/2/2002
*boo* [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Silus
23:05 5/2/2002
wicked comeback man, nah cs isn't a social event while pathetic homeboys like you are in the scene

trogan set me 2 snug [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
trogen
23:16 5/2/2002
OMG i knew it dunkz is a batty bum hole rincer. lol just jokes m8. 2-jedi 4 eve (munkz know what i mean) :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
trogen
23:17 5/2/2002
OMG i knew it dunkz is a batty bum hole rincer. lol just jokes m8. 2-jedi 4 eve (munkz know what i mean) :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
LA|dunkz
00:23 6/2/2002
Respect Trogen, and btw, set me a chipstick for 2 snug

LA | Dunkz you idiot, if your gonna try and pretend to be me, get the bloody name right n00b

places going for Notts still, gl to those going [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
WicKeD
01:38 6/2/2002
DunkZ 0wns.. even if he did lie and say i dribble in my sleep.. 0_o [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MrFloppy
16:52 6/2/2002
lol what a bunch of jokers!!

dunkz thanx for the part when you said i wish i could cum back... after you figured out sum peeps were on myside after calling me a 12 yr old lil girl... :| nob but thanx... thanx silus for stuff i love you wkd and thanx Noz... i wish i could see dunkz try and beet you up HAHAHA what a joke :P neway im not suprised sum peeps dont wanna cum when managers r that homosexualy retarded but nevermind ill c sum of you c***s in Notts with feitek :x fatek x: ne ways c you there maybe! and at i10... its true the comps r fixed!! thank f*** they thought so19 were s*** and we got the good pc's :D:D:D::D::D:D WHEN ARE THE DEMOS UP YOU BATS PAY YOUR bILLS AND GET INTERNET!!!!

la r tight!!!!

but the people who work there are safe? /me runs :> pld john and dunkz for the thing even tho dunkz acted like he was on a period most of they way through... but im sure it was just the stress of the 12 yr old girls... heh

-Mr.f***ing.Floppy- [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
MrFloppy
16:54 6/2/2002
This has gotta be the best comments section in th history of ukt.com !!!!!! i 0wn j00!!!!! :>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Noz
16:58 6/2/2002
"Who the f*** are you Noz. Coz you sound like a big nobody as well as an impetant, sad, l0ner, ghey, w**king, illumious ginger haired freak of nature that is not allowed out during the day due to the safety of children you sick twisted f***."

Wow, such a nice advert for LANArena. If you could actually speak English, I may be in the slightest bit offended, as it is, 6 year olds are currently in awe of that tirade, saving the best bits for play-time and the playground tomorrow. Instead, I think I'll just laugh at you.

Ha. Ha. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Da_Bomb
18:28 6/2/2002
I HAVE A DREAM, that my four children will one day live
in a nation where they will not be judge by color of
their skin, but by the content of their character! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
LA | dunkz
20:03 7/2/2002
I also have dreams about little children [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
WicKeD
10:40 8/2/2002
LOL!!

I love u floppy man :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
X
13:20 20/2/2002
Me love you long time? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Blitz
Editor
UKTerrorist
14:24 20/2/2002
lol [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
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