3D Action Planet Humour

Posted by Blitz at 00:08 11/12/2001.

3D Action Planet have uploaded a host of new articles full of their own special brand of wit to keep you readers amused. Rather than me rant on about what they cover, I'll list them and let you guess from the title's.Ah ok, just a quick description...the first, FPS Lessons, covers everything that you'll learn with time and experience of playing FPS games, like:
"Everything that's at all important to you will be located in a crate. It doesn't matter how big or how small it is."
The second article, Raising a gamer, focuses on how to train your very own child to become a good enough gamer to end up at the very top end of the gaming skill spectrum:
"Even at 12 months of age, most children are incapable of performing even the most basic keyboard maneuvers, and they are too young for any real training to begin. There are, however, a few things you can do to prepare your child for the next stage of development. Constant exposure to the moving images displayed on a screen can improve perception and visual seek speed, so don't be afraid to perch Junior on the desk while you play Return to Castle Wolfenstein."
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Blade^
Hahah! Spent about 2 hours reading through some old classic UKT news posts/colum ns
14:27 25/7/2008

Cae
wtf i recognise some names here! ahh the good old days. quit cs in 2003 ish. now im homeless and get my calories from crack
00:29 24/7/2008

SaVaCe
:)
02:00 17/7/2008

Ripper
oh
21:22 16/7/2008

mant
what the f*** people still post on this
00:06 15/7/2008

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