The Other Half.

Posted by McToomy at 15:22, 10/4/2005

I've never writen a column on here before and i don't have a word processor on my computer other than Windows XP Wordpad, so i appologise preemtively for my spelling and understand im probably in for a rough ride as far as comments go.

Anyway, on with the article... I walked into my local internet cafe this morning. I've been a member for about 3 years, but haven't really bothered to go for the past few months, mainly because the people who i talked to in there have moved on and decided to find "proper lives". The cafe is layed out in 3 rooms. One is for learn direct use so ill ignore it. The main room was full of my little brothers mates. A typical 15 year old bunch of gamers who change there sensitivity every 2 rounds and believe that everyone other than themselves is wallhacking or using "dodgy rates".

"Oh no! Another column on the cheating next gen gamers" im guessing is the general response about now. But actually, I was inspired to write this by the noises coming from the room next door. A slightly higher pitched jeering that sounded a little bit more feminine than the prepubescent teens sitting in the first room. I walked in to find the room full of girls. Usually theres one. About 11 years old. Who sits in the corner and plays sims 2 while her mums at work. Fair play to her. But 8 girls, sitting down playing CS and shouting "haha, owned you" and typing your typical "newbie insults" after every death is a big change in my opinion. As far as skill level goes they were dire, but im guessing they hadn't been playing any longer than a couple of weeks. I wasn't planning on surveying them, as i didnt want to be caught at what could be misconstrued as hitting on young girls in cyber cafes, but at a glance they were about 14-16 and they didn't all look like russian shot put throwers, a stereotype held of female gamers which, might i add, isnt true for the most part :)

Many questions arrise from this. Do you see more female gamers around? I wondered if it was a national thing as opposed to just a local thing. Gaming is obviously male dominated at present, but is it becoming more acceptable for girls to be seen as gamers? Do you think this will have any kind of impact on the community?

I hope i get some constructive feed back amidst the flaming and alos, cheers for reading if you got this far :)

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St00piD
Intrigue
16:29 10/4/2005
pervert

BURN HIM


BURN THE PERVERT [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
cRueL^
Alliance.cs
16:33 10/4/2005
ahahah :)

But seriously, my old CL was a girl. And she hid it from me for so long until finally she 'fell in love' with me and told me on msn. And she was also 14 :/ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Seaweed
16:36 10/4/2005
women belong in the kitchen, my kitchen. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
St00piD
Intrigue
16:46 10/4/2005
14 eh cRueL^....in love with a 14 year old.... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
St00piD
Intrigue
16:47 10/4/2005
seriously nice grooming though mate [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Tony
17:03 10/4/2005
rofl [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
trippz
17:11 10/4/2005
Was that wka.cs mel by any chance dave? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
HodGes
17:33 10/4/2005
Girl gamers can enjoy games, when they come to grips with the fact that every male player they talk to will ask them if they have a webcam...for obvious reasons =) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
oldlady
17:35 10/4/2005
No you dont hold your gun like that, hold it like this ladies!!!!



Ok, so its a few years in prison but hey,

14;))) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Roar^
17:46 10/4/2005
I have a friend, she plays computer games. She plays World of Warcraft at the moment. She enjoys it just as much as anyone, shes not bad at it (not as high lvl as me...). I dont think it matters whether your a girl or boy these days, its just whether or not you like playing games or not.
I doubt there will be as many girls playing games such as Counter Strike though, just because boys are raised to play with toy soldiers and girls play with barbie dolls. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ablation
contact!
18:07 10/4/2005
ROFL cRuel [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
rekkiem
ForsakeN
18:15 10/4/2005
lol cruel u sure she was a girl? how can you tell if she/he was only 14, same pitch voice ;D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
18:15 10/4/2005
I don't think there are any gamers in Cornwall, let alone female ones. The closest we had was jaffeh a county away and she ran off [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
b0sH
twisted Reality
18:19 10/4/2005
The Impact Gaming Centre in EastBourne was full of them, playin WoW, Q3, Wc3 and such like, didnt see many CS players. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
18:20 10/4/2005
Eastbourne tho... all probably retired eh? What you'd call a 5 year plan b0sH.milf! ;-) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Wez
18:43 10/4/2005
i resent that comment rekkiem :( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Zechs_
18:48 10/4/2005
Well my clan (which just kind of folded... kind of) was half belgian, half english and this 13 year old girl, Laure, was the best player from the belgian half. That said, she's a complete nerd :x [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
cRueL^
Alliance.cs
18:52 10/4/2005
hahah alex it was mel :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
cRueL^
Alliance.cs
18:56 10/4/2005
and rekkiem, she had this huge web of lies cos her brother and dad were in the same clan. She was "borrowing" a msn account (melanieSOMETHING@hotmail.com) and her profile was a picture of a girl she fancied. At the time i thought she was going to say that she was gay and loved me, but she said that she was a girl... and loved me. Needless to say i met up with her the next weekend [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
trippz
19:00 10/4/2005
I remember seein them 3 at i19, i felt bad for the dad because in a group stage game he lost a round because he didnt have a defuse key bound or something, and both mel and her son shouted at him :(( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
seik
19:09 10/4/2005
ROFL trippz, best lan story ever [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
McToomy
Asylum.uk
19:19 10/4/2005
Did you say "her son" trippz... isnt she 14 :> . Saying that, theres hundreds of pregnant 14year olds where i live. Stevenage - Chav Central [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
cRueL^
Alliance.cs
19:22 10/4/2005
his son* [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
brenje
reSonance
19:23 10/4/2005
'melanieSOMETHING@hotmail.com is not associated with a passport account'

damnit! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
rekkiem
ForsakeN
19:29 10/4/2005
lol brenje was just about to say the same thing

...


:D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
decrepit
Croydon
20:00 10/4/2005
nerds [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ReaLiTy3
ImaGine
20:20 10/4/2005
i live in cornwall :D DoZ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kr1stal
20:27 10/4/2005
gf plays doom3 [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kr1stal
21:03 10/4/2005
mel apperently tmcor got p***y from her [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
21:18 10/4/2005
wooo, putting Kernow on the map! Whereabouts? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Mango
21:25 10/4/2005
Owen hag oll mofo! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
dL
Atari.Crew
21:39 10/4/2005
lol at i18 mel wanted some of tmc0r's beef...

she was a bit hairy though [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
LiamT
Asylum.uk
21:47 10/4/2005
I always wondered about u tom ^_- [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Kr1stal
21:52 10/4/2005
hairy haha she was abit root [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
icewilly
00:01 11/4/2005
rekkiem is a hardcore girl gamer [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
icewilly
00:02 11/4/2005
with smelly breasts [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ReaLiTy3
ImaGine
00:23 11/4/2005
well at least, im about 3 minute drive from the tamar bridge in plymouth [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
01:00 11/4/2005
wannabe [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Makaveli-
feo
01:15 11/4/2005
cruel i havent known you for long and yet i too have fallen in love with you :(( [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
dL
Atari.Crew
01:25 11/4/2005
if you find yourself hereeee, on my side of town [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Ts^ Toejam
TrickShots
05:19 11/4/2005
There's loads of girl gamers, although where ever theres a girl gamer theres always someone trying to get into his 50year old size 40pants :(

You say "but is it becoming more acceptable for girls to be seen as gamers?" as if it wasn't allowed and was outlawed lol

While we're at it, worst thing about girl gamers is that most usually use their real names and plug it for all the attention they can get. Then call people cheaters because they got killed. I know of a few girl gamers that are pretty good, surprisingly they're named something that you wouldnt instantly think "girl gamer" probs because they spend more time on killing instead of screaming down the mic ;[ [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Flamin
07:00 11/4/2005
ban girls [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
theCARZY
Definitive
08:56 11/4/2005
This column shouldn't be here. A room full of 14 year old girls, and you come here to post about it rather than staying with them??? You should either be down at the police station, or in bed with one of them at the moment. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Blinder
Random Five
08:58 11/4/2005
i've been where you live DoZ - they called me an emmet and only I came from Par! ô_O...it's scary down south man... [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
kiliki
09:35 11/4/2005
I'm a girl gamer and I live in Polzeath. *o/* [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
10:27 11/4/2005
That's ok Blinder, they call me "my loverrrrrrr" which is disconcerting when they're a 60 year old bloke ;-)

See ReaLiTy3, at least Polzeath is the right side of Bodmin to be called PROPER Cornwall! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Mango
10:33 11/4/2005
You're lucky you didn't come down on the 4th day of the 4th month after the equinox, Blinder, we pelt 'in-comers' with un-ripe turnips.

!!Kiliki!! ;] [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
10:36 11/4/2005
lol Mango [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
10:37 11/4/2005
I've been polishing and paiting my turnips turquoise so that we can use mortars and bomb the incomers. THEY WILL THINK THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN and go crazy! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Blinder
Random Five
12:06 11/4/2005
s'cool mango - I show the secret "i'm a cornishman in exile" tattoo under my hairline and get in free :D I also bring semtex to blow up the bridge o/ bleedy right on bouy! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Abdo
13:39 11/4/2005
Why would you want to live in cornwall, devon is much better. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
cass_
14:34 11/4/2005
lol. CS is a game, like football. Humans like games. There's bound to be female gamers interested (and looking for some action DoZ) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Valar`
The Anti-DoZ
14:48 11/4/2005
cornwall isnt 'south', its f***ing foreign. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Boldie
15:29 11/4/2005
Sad and Lonly Dude seeks Fun Loving Girl Gamer for 1v1, roundtime 2:30, Pausable 0 with a possible restartround after 15 minutes break. PM me for details [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
dL
Atari.Crew
15:38 11/4/2005
how logical cass [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ensnare
Atari.Crew
16:13 11/4/2005
LOL dale! haha WKA owned they had that loading guy with them as well coorrrr is was good on lan [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ensnare
Atari.Crew
16:13 11/4/2005
is = he [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Negotiator
Clan ONE
16:19 11/4/2005
just wondering, female would b aloud to play at cpl? surely a man can play in the female cpl? :P

like in golf a women was aloud to play in the mens pro tour? :D [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
16:33 11/4/2005
cass_, you're saying girl gamers are looking from some action from me? SCORE! Bring on the pics! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Pyroux`
16:42 11/4/2005
haha id f***ing love to nail a 15yr old girlgamer, saying things like OHH IM OWNING U NOW ARENT I...whilst shes gettin off on what im saying... smashing! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Valar`
The Anti-DoZ
17:44 11/4/2005
headshot headshot baby yeah, howd you like my cannon of awping love? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
rekkiem
ForsakeN
17:53 11/4/2005
yea pyroux i can imagine all the comments..

"glock me... glock me... oH TRIPLE BURST ME BABY YEAHHHHHHHHHH"

"i hope you're using a silencer"

but for you it would be

"not even the zoom on awp would allow me to locate that thing" [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
18:45 11/4/2005
Cornwall > Devon because the beaches are better and it's further away from Birmingham [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Seaweed
20:00 11/4/2005
devon has supereor scones tho right?

[Edited by Seaweed at 20:02 11/4/2005] [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
20:03 11/4/2005
I don't eat scones [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Crappy
Super Breasts
23:52 11/4/2005
Scones are s***, pasties rule, Kelly's ice cream rules, f*** it even Screda f***ing rules!
Plus Devon has a village called Crapstone so it must all suck! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
ReaLiTy3
ImaGine
00:24 12/4/2005
devon = better. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
cass_
02:04 12/4/2005
lol!
I know dL I'm quite proud of my logicalness(?) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
cass_
02:05 12/4/2005
Devon and Cornwall are both equally good AIGHT [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
04:44 12/4/2005
Never. Devon has geo, Cornwall has moi. One ginge against one GOOOOOOOOOORGEOUS fruit muncher. Cornwall's clearly the best [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Abdo
12:55 12/4/2005
Cornwall is generally more odd and dirtier than Devon. I'm talking about South Devon btw, North Devon is basically Cornwall anyway. In conclusion, f*** doz [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Boldie
13:30 12/4/2005
this column shud be titled "Would u f*** a 14 yr old girl gamer ?" the responses wud be much more entertaining, or cud we have a poll ? haha [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
dL
Atari.Crew
14:23 12/4/2005
logic cass, logic :P [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Necroblob
17:04 12/4/2005
LOL the comments on this

mike would do a 14year old but not a geek.. so no girl gamers im soz [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
jaff
21:51 12/4/2005
people please, lay the devon cornwall thing to rest!
devon is far greater - and yeah, south devon ;)

and we have a cooler flag than cornwall! [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
qloudZ-
02:11 13/4/2005
But 8 girls, sitting down playing CS and shouting "haha, owned you" and typing your typical "newbie insults."

f***ing dorks. Should've t**tted them one. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
09:11 13/4/2005
How many times has Cornwall marched to the reigning English monarch in a defiant attempt at independence!? [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
DoZ
Anti-saviour of UKT
11:01 13/4/2005
I was meant to say Devon, the Cornish like their rebellion attempts ;-) [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
cass_
12:34 13/4/2005
yes lets t**t some girls qloudZ-!
;o [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
Mango
14:15 13/4/2005
Pfft, only in your dreams, jaff. The Cornish have gold on their flag which symbolises just how ghetto fabulous they are. [ Comment: Report | IP: Logged ]
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